Math Professor Quotes

“The teacher who was in this room this morning asked me if she sould leave the projector on for me. ‘No, I’m a mathematician!’ I said. She thought she was doing me a favour or something.”

Mathematicians don’t like not being able to solve something, so they made up imaginary numbers.

The log log of any number in the universe is effectively less than five.

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As a kid Bruce Schneier memorized PI; all of it.

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When Bruce Schneier observes a quantum particle, it remains in the same state until he has finished observing it.

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Bruce Schneier knows the state of schroedinger's cat