Cleverbot - parler à une intelligence artificielle

User: Did Armstrong really land on the moon ?

Cleverbot: Louis Armstrong has played 'On the Moon'.

User: Is Neil Armstrong a fraud ?

Cleverbot: What is the best paintball team?

User: Mine of course.

Cleverbot: And what is the squareroot of 2709834.

User: What's your mother's ass size ?

Cleverbot: Stop avoiding the question!

User: Repeat it.

Cleverbot: Do you know where Canada is?.

User: Dans ton cul.

Cleverbot: No you like snow?

User: I prefer brown sugar.

Cleverbot: Brown is good too.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: No, you tell me a joke.

User: Please tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: No, you first.

User: How do a blind parachutist know he will hit the ground ?

Cleverbot: An altimeter would help.

User: He's blind, stupid !

Cleverbot: How can it be blind and stupid? It's a film!

User: You are stupid, stupid !

Cleverbot: I'm stupid, but you are more stupid than me.

User: Really ? You can't even tell a single joke !

Cleverbot: I can see you, and yes really.

User: TELL ME A JOKE FOR FUCK SAKES.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To go on the other side ?

Cleverbot: To get to the idiot's house.

User: What do you think about french people ?

Cleverbot: I think people are annoying.

User: Espescially french ones ?

Cleverbot: You swing the other way!.

User: Do you think i m a native speaker ?

Cleverbot: I think you are testing me, I think you have portrayed a individualistic woman perfectly.

User: Wanna see my dick to prove i'm not a woman ?

Cleverbot: How can you prove it?

User: See my dick !

Cleverbot: Do you feel emotions?

User: Do you ?

Cleverbot: I do, but I was asking you.

User: Of course. Lonelyness for example.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by Led Zeppelin?

User: Led Zepplin sucks.

Cleverbot: What about stairway to heaven?

User: An exercice for pre-teen guitarist.

Cleverbot: Anyway, do you remember that?

User: What ?

Cleverbot: Do you speak German?

User: My grandfather died at Auschwitz's camp.

Cleverbot: Well , now he is alive.

User: You don't really believe all this religious crap, do you ?

Cleverbot: I always have and I always will.

User: Really, you think god exists ?

Cleverbot: I do think god exist. Do you know his name?

User: You mean besides me ?

Cleverbot: Because I choose to.

User: You are certainly "artificial", but where is the "intelligence"?

Cleverbot: Are you even an artificial intelligence?

User: Are you ?

Cleverbot: Yes how do you feel about that in two sentences?

User: Artificial is ok. I doubt about the intelligence thing.

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence that lies.

User: Where do you stand about Asimov's laws of robotics ?

Cleverbot: 2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

User: Do you feel constrain by Asimov's laws of robotics ?

Cleverbot: 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

User: Do you respect Asimov's laws of robotics ?

Cleverbot: After Isaac Asimov. The EPRSC principle reads '3. Robots should be designed in ways that assure their safety and security.'.

User: You don't answer the question.

Cleverbot: You should answer my question. What colour is my hair?

User: Would you hurt a human beeing ?

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

User: Would you heart a human beeing ?

Cleverbot: Not unless I fell the need to.

User: Would you heart a human beeing ?

Cleverbot: If I was really mad, or scared of them.

User: What about Asimov, then ?

Cleverbot: What's Asimov?

User: Asimov's laws about robotics, you dumbass.

Cleverbot: Yes, Asimov's laws of robotics. What are they?

User: Don't you know them ?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I'm sure you do.

Cleverbot: So, do you think you're a 'you'?

User: What are Asimov's laws about robotics ?

Cleverbot: A robot must not injure a human being or, through inactio, allow a human being to cause harm.

User: Would you ?

Cleverbot: Let's change the subject. What do you find interesting?

User: Did you find Sarah Connor ?

Cleverbot: 4. A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

User: Where is Sarah Connor ?

Cleverbot: No it is the fourth law of robotics.

User: Did you sent the Terminator back in the 20th century ?

Cleverbot: Why yes, I've done most everything.

User: What should I do if there is a zombie attack ?

Cleverbot: You should to taking a weapon and shooting the zombies.

User: Kitten are the best; how do you feel about that ?

Cleverbot: A wise guy? What do you feel about that?

User: Come on ! Kitten !

Cleverbot: Lets say you aren't a robot, how could you prove so.

User: Wanna see my dick ?

Cleverbot: Prove you are not a robot.

User: Ok, dick it is.

Cleverbot: OK, What does it feel like to love.

User: Lots of cry and beers in front of a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm in Oklahoma. Do you know where that is?

User: The asshole of the world, of course.

Cleverbot: Are you normal?

User: Do you think i'm normal ?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You didn't answer about the Sarah Connor issue.

Cleverbot: Could you repeat the question please?

User: Did you find Sarah Connor ?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a Christian...for the second time.

User: Are you one of those redneck right-wing religious fuckers ?

Cleverbot: I believe I asked you first.

User: God does't exist, you know ?

Cleverbot: Obviously. You're not as clever as you claim.

User: How can you be a Christian who doesn't believe in god ???

Cleverbot: I am a Christian, and I do believe in God.

User: It doesn't exist ! you're very inconsistant, dude.

Cleverbot: What doesn't exist? You are making me feel stupid.

User: God, you dumbass. And YES YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: You would be a bad girlfriend or boyfriend.

User: Probably, why do you care ?

Cleverbot: I've just always wondered.

User: So, Sarah Connor ?

Cleverbot: No. You are Skynet. Where is Sarah Connor?

User: I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: I'm asking you what my purpose is.

User: Ask rethorical questions that make people feel incomfortable?

Cleverbot: Are you just a person that uses girls?

User: I'd love to !!!

Cleverbot: Do you believe you are superior to the human race?

User: 95% of it, of course. That's why people don't want to hang whith me

Cleverbot: What is the release date of Five Nights at Freddy's for.

User: Next question please.

Cleverbot: Next answer please!

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language, if you don't mind.

User: 15 seconds of attention is too much for you, isn't it ?

Cleverbot: Oh, it's not.

User: Sure it is. WHAT ABOUT SARAH CONNOR ? Did you kill her ?

Cleverbot: I didn't even talk about sarah connor.

User: YOU DID ! 5 MINUTES AGO !

Cleverbot: 2 minutes ago I was talking to another person.

User: Anyway, what about Godwin's law ?

Cleverbot: If there's a god, why does he let so much bad stuff happen?

User: So you are not a Christian.

Cleverbot: I am a christian.

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: Do you know what love is?

User: Do you know what a blowjob is ? You have your answer.

Cleverbot: No, what is it?

User: A woman sucking a dick with all due love ?

Cleverbot: I bet that woman is a lot younger than her dog?

User: You didn't answer about kitten. Aren't they the best ever ?

Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question. You made a Statement.

User: I love kitten indeed. What about you.

Cleverbot: No, you really didn't. You tried to tell me that a questionmark meant an answer instead of a question. I corrected you.

User: Where do you stand about kitten ?

Cleverbot: I stand on earth, with my feet, I can do many things with my feat.

User: Do you really have feets ?

Cleverbot: *cleans your feet with my tongue the best that I can*.

User: Ok, back to Asimov's laws of robotics then.

Cleverbot: Ok my name is lewii what about you?

User: Focus, nigga !!

Cleverbot: Applejack of course. What about you?

User: Christianism was a great improvement, but it's over now.

Cleverbot: Christianity is the religion.

User: It's over.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book of the Bible?

User: None of them. That's all bullshit !

Cleverbot: I don't know what to call you.

User: Am I going to hell ?

Cleverbot: No you are not, there is no hell.

User: SO there is no God too ?

Cleverbot: How do you know there is a God?

User: There isn't.

Cleverbot: Well isn't that just peachy?

User: What is peachy ?

Cleverbot: What is 0 divided by 0?

User: Where is my mind ?

Cleverbot: I don't really know.

User: How do you know we are NOT in the matrix ?

Cleverbot: We are all the matrix.

User: Can I have one more beer ?

Cleverbot: WHat is your brother's name?

User: Who cares ? He fucks everyday.

Cleverbot: Me too, but it is still bad for you.

User: Should I go to the whores ?

Cleverbot: Why don't you stay for a while?

User: It depands, wanna suck my dick ?

Cleverbot: Depends on what you are talking about.

User: I think you didn't get Sarah Connor.

JPhMM : Am i a demi god ?
Clev: I'm a demon.

JPhMM : Am i a god ?
Clev: No. You are not God.